ruinedchildhood:

when you say “bless you” to someone before they actually sneeze

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unacted:

relationship goal: a relationship

(Source: isilence)

gameboycolorenvy:

you now cosplay your icon for every day of your life from now on how screwed are you

markiplier:

markipooper:

Mark’s looking like Maes Hughes more and more each day

The resemblance is uncanny

tvspecial:

every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.

(Source: whiteboyfriend)

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

condom:

I want a million sweaters

captainarlert:

AU: the characters I love are alive